Bush Rages: “I am not Beelzebub, Lord of
By Mike Whitney
|“The devil is right at home…. The devil himself
is right in the house. And the devil came here
yesterday. Yesterday the devil came right here…And
it still smells of sulfur today.”
Hugo Chavez; address to the
UN General Assembly 9-20-06
My oh my, has Hugo Chavez caused a furor. Looking at the news
reports filed in the last 24 hours, one would think that he
snuck a dirty-bomb into the United Nations rather than gave a
speech. In fact, the plucky Chavez may have delivered the finest
30 minute presentation that august assembly has ever heard. In
that short span of time he publicly throttled the Global Emperor
in front of 6 billion people and left his bruised and bloodied
carcass splattered across the canvas like Roberto Duran in Round
9 of the middleweight championship match…..
“No mas, no mas no mas”…
And what about the performance? Is Chavez part of a theatre
troupe or is he just earning his chops as a method actor?
it is; it seems to be working. After skewering Bush as “the
devil” and sniffing around for sulfur (the traditional sign of
Lucifer) Chavez performed his ablutions with a sign of the cross
and an angelic expression worthy of Botticelli.
If you’re a lefty, it just doesn’t get any better than this.
Chavez should give lessons in public speaking. His appearance
was like a clap of thunder; waving Chomsky with one hand and
pummeling Bush with the other. He managed to heap more muck on
“Guantanamo Nation” than anyone since
Harold Pinter gave his blistering Nobel
Peace Prize acceptance speech on 12-7-05.
That’s when Pinter said:
“The crimes of the United States have been systematic, constant,
vicious, remorseless, but very few people have ever talked about
them. You have to hand it to America. It has exercised quite a
clinical manipulation of power worldwide while masquerading as a
force for universal good. It is a brilliant, even witty, highly
successful act of hypnosis.”
Chavez matched Pinter word for word, exposing the hypocrisy,
lies and brutality of an administration that never stops
lecturing about freedom and liberation even though it grinds out
mountains of carnage everywhere it goes.
And where was Bush when Chavez delivered his broadside ….hiding
behind Karen Hughes skirts, picking out a new eye-liner for his
next televised harangue against Muslims, retrieving his Yale
pom-poms from the dry-cleaners?
Our benighted leader always seems to disappear whenever the
prospect of danger arises. He skedaddled when his number came up
for the Alabama National Guard and he lit-out for the safety of
a Nebraska cornfield when the planes hit the towers. He even
vamoosed at a trade summit in Argentina when Chavez threatened
“to sneak up behind him and give him a bear-hug.” That really
put a spring in old Bush’s step as he quickly scuttled to the
safety of Airforce One.
One thing is certain, whenever there’s peril, President
“gone-to-soon” will be speeding off in a trail of vapor.
In any case, Bush was not missed at the UN massacre yesterday.
Chavez held-forth like a preacher at a brothel; scattering the
bodies and kicking open the windows to let the sunlight in. He
delivered one, ferocious roundhouse punch after another….
Boom, boom, boom…until the crowd rose in a thunderous 5 minute
ovation. (which was carefully omitted from the TV coverage)
“What would the people of the world tell (Bush) if they were
given the floor?” Chavez asked. “What would they have to say? I
have some inkling of what they would say, what the oppressed
people think. They would say, ‘Yankee imperialist, go home.”
“He spoke to the people of Lebanon,” Chavez added. “Many of you
have seen, he said, how your homes and communities were caught
in the crossfire. How cynical can you get? What a capacity to
lie shamefacedly. The bombs in Beirut were delivered with laser
precision….This is imperialist (and) genocidal; the empire and
Israel firing on the people of Palestine and Lebanon. That is
what happened. And now we hear, ‘We’re suffering because we see
Ouch; no wonder Bush “high-tailed it” out of the UN before the
Chavez is like a battering ram punching holes in the wall of
silence which surrounds King George. Right after his speech I
checked in at CNN and, as I expected, Bush-apologist Wolf
Blitzer was spinning in his wingtips frantically trying to
stitch together the tattered image of the Dear Leader. A quick
peek at Google News confirms that the entire arsenal of
corporate media is now engaged in the hopeless task of salvaging
Bush’s wretched presidency.
But the damage is done. Chavez played the match on Bush’s home
turf and beat him like a drum. Bush is probably still quivering
under his desk.
“There are other ways of thinking,” Chavez opined. “There are
young people who think differently and this has happened in a
mere decade. It has been shown that ‘the end of history’ was a
false assumption, and the same is true of Pax Americana and the
establishment of a ‘capitalist neo-liberal world. The system has
only generated more poverty. Who believes in it now?”
Yes, who believes it now? Who believes in a party which has only
produced two ideas in its entire history; tax cuts and war? Who
believes that endless bombardment and martial law can be passed
off as democracy and liberation? Who believes that a rogue’s
gallery of liars, war-profiteers and gangsters can work in the
“We want ideas to save our planet from the imperialist threat.
And, hopefully in this very century, in not to long a time, we
will see a new era, and for our children and grandchildren, a
world of peace based on the fundamental principles of the United
Nations, but a renewed United Nations.”
Yes, Hugo, we want peace with our neighbors, peace with our
friends, and peace with our enemies. We’re sick of war and the
men who want war; and that includes every feckless politico in
Congress, Democrat and Republican alike.
“The hegemonistic pretensions of the American empire are placing
at risk the very existence of the human species. We appeal to
the people of the United States and of the world to halt this
threat which is like a sword hanging over our heads.”
There’s no time to lose. We have to dump Bush NOW and get on
with the pressing issues of global warming, peak oil, nuclear
proliferation, poverty and AIDS.
Chavez is right; the present model for global rule is broken and
corrupt. We need a change.
“Capitalism is savagery,” Chavez boomed.
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