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The Doctrine of Blatancy
By M. Yawar Baig
27/01/08 "ICH"
-- -- For those of you who haven’t caught on yet,
there is a new doctrine of success. It is called the ‘Doctrine
of Blatancy’. My coinage admittedly, but one that in my view
defines the strategy of the New World Order.
The Doctrine of Blatancy works something like this:
First identify our (US of A) area of benefit (where can we
maximize our power and wealth?)
Next look for locals who will collaborate with us to help
achieve our ends. Of course there are always scraps from the
table to be thrown to them. And most dogs are satisfied with
that.
However there always seem to be those who are neither shocked
nor awed by our firepower or ruthlessness. And between you and
me, they can become quite a nuisance. So for them, we have to
invoke our contingent strategy. This works as follows:
Pick something about them that is possible to twist to show up
in a bad light to a western audience. If you can’t find
anything, invent. What are the PR guys for anyway? Then do a
publicity blitz with one sole attempt: to color them as
negatively as possible. Suppress any news to the contrary and
flood the eyes and ears of our people with every possible
negative aspect of these people.
Case in point: what we did in Afghanistan:
Government had no money to run schools and we said, “They have
closed all the schools!! They have closed the schools for women.
They are oppressing women! (That one gets the maximum mileage,
believe me…Women get mad that their kind is being oppressed. And
their men become chivalrous and want to defend these unknown and
unseen women on the other side of the globe…..never mind that
ours get raped every 6 seconds.)
And of course our latest tactic: the tactic of tapes is such a
brilliant one. So simple and so effective. Create tapes from
Osama, Saddam, you-name-it, anyone, and then broadcast them as
exclusives sent to some obscure TV channel. Conveniently worded
to fuel our ongoing blitz against them, which will get the fence
sitters to jump down onto our side. “After all Osama or Saddam
or Whoever said it himself!!” The Word of the TV. Second only to
the Word of God. Or is it??
Or this new fiend in Iraq, Moqtada Sadr; unreasonable raghead,
simply refuses to believe that you can’t beat the Marines. Ask
the Vietnamese, he says. OK. So that was one case. And look at
how many of those died trying to do that, eh!! And what’s more,
he won’t see reason, does not know the value of money and to top
it all, calls himself and his rag-tag army, “Freedom
Fighters”……..he ain’t read no American history. Freedom is what
we fight for. Not some stupid Muslim who doesn’t know when to
eat crow. So we call him “Radical Cleric”……..whoever said,
“What’s in a name?” was a fool. It’s all in the names.
‘Genocide’ is a name. So is ‘Ethnic cleansing’. ‘Murdering
innocent civilians’ is a name. So is ‘Collateral damage’. See
what I mean?? Naming is the art of bending minds to think what
we want them to think.
So let’s look at our strategy. It’s brilliant and can’t fail.
Once this naming and mentioning has gone on long enough, and we
have built a case, then we apply the other doctrine that our
Great Leader resurrected: The Doctrine of Pre-emption. This
gives us (naturally we are the ones who gave it to ourselves,
remember??) the right to ‘take-out’ anyone who we consider to be
a threat to our Great Nation.
See the beauty of this: Anyone who We consider (Not anyone who
actually is. Nor anyone who the UN considers. The UN you said??
Man!! Come on!! Get real. The U who??)
And then of course it is merely a matter of statistics: how many
troops, how many planes, how many food packets to be dropped
with the bombs, how much money to be handed out to the newly
compliant ones. How many people dead, you are asking?? Haven’t
you heard of the term, ‘collateral damage’? Get an education,
brother! When we drop Daisy Cutters, do you think we are doing
it to cut the daisies? Of course someone will die. And who cares
if some foreign types with turbans die? Their own kind don’t
care, so why should you?
Now, the beauty of this is, that if you do this with confidence
and fast (remember our corporate values: Speed, Simplicity,
Self-confidence) you will come out the winner. Everyone will
fall in line. Even the ones who opposed us initially. The winner
is always right, remember?
What do you do with the stories of local people dying and
suffering and so on, you ask?? Well, brother, who controls the
media? Who owns CNN and BBC and the channels that speak the
truth and tell it like it is?? And in any case who wants old
news?? Want proof?? Do you see coverage about Afghanistan
anymore?? How many letters are you getting asking for it?? So do
you think that the schools have reopened and the women are all
liberated??
As I said, who cares?? Their own kind, the Great Muslim Ummah
(Man!! What a joke!) itself doesn’t care. But don’t tell anyone.
The GMU is a great concept to generate fear based patriotism,
fast. After all we need that to get the Congress to sign off the
big bucks. Who cares if it is yet another fantasy?? The reality
is that all their countries are ruled by our boys. They need us
to keep them in the style they have become used to. They bow in
submission to us. Need proof? Well, the big boy in the country
that does not even have a name of its own and is named after his
family; built a palace in Costa Del Sol (Spanish Riviera) which
is a replica of the White House. What more proof of our hegemony
over him and of his slavery do you need? The same is true of all
those countries. Their governments willingly do what we want
them to do. They never criticize us. They take our prisoners
(who are their own Muslim brothers…..so much for your Great
Muslim Ummah!!) and torture them for us and give us the
intelligence they spill out. That way we don’t spoil our human
rights record and can always hold them up as violators of human
rights. This world is beautiful, man!! All the years of planning
and working are now paying off. Sit back and watch the fun. This
is our time.
What about our boys, you ask? What about the fact that Americans
can’t stand the sight of body bags? Well, let me ask you, how
many body bags have we actually seen? And you know why? The Arms
Inspectors. You got it? Okay let me spell it out for you. Here’s
how it works: First we accuse them of having weapons of mass
destruction: WMD. Then we tell them to declare those. When they
don’t, we demand that they allow UN Arms Inspections. Of course
they don’t find any. When there aren’t any, how can they find
them? But we get a total map of what conventional weapons they
do have. Tremendously useful data for the next step: our
scientific bombing. So the inspections disarm them and identify
what weapons they do have. We then go in and take those out and
then our boys walk in singing: For he’s a jolly good fellow.
And listen to this: the world is so full of mindless sheep, that
nobody thinks to question us, by what right we demand that
others don’t have WMD when we have them in plenty; we invented
them; we sold them the technology and the weapons; and we have
the worst record of actually using them against civilian
populations. Long live capitalism. Sell them WMD; accuse them of
having them; destroy the government which bought them and a
great part of their country; then go in and give our boys
rebuilding contracts paid for by the resources of the same
country. Can you beat that?
Stop bleating!! Natural resources don’t belong to the poor sod
who happens to be born on top of them. They belong to us, who
have the power to cease them and who know how to use and enjoy
them. The American way of life is everyone’s dream.
Ask all these foreigner types who are ready to sell their
Islamic souls for a green card. So someone’s got to pay for
that, right? And we do give them a choice: sell it to us at our
prices. For God’s sake, what can be fairer than that? We are
asking to buy what we can have for the taking. But if they won’t
sell it, then we go in, take them out and take what we need
anyway. Of course we do it legally, through the new elected
government, who lawfully sells it to us and is grateful for
liberating the people from the previous tyranny.
Neat, eh! And in the long run, they will all be happy if only
they stop fighting and supporting terrorism and evil. If they
accept the fact that we have the right to rule and let us rule,
they can have the American dream, right in their homes. No need
to come to America for that.
Now tell me, what can be better than that, eh? Ask them that.
So that’s why I call this strategy the Doctrine of Blatancy. Be
blatant, brother. As we always say in this country: if you got
it, flaunt it. Let the other guy eat his heart out.
Remember, you only live once.
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