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A New White Jesus for Kansans? By Michael Caddell September 29, 2009 "Information Clearing House" -- The isolationist libertarian anti-war crowd just had it's ass kicked and many sympathetic conservative Kansans, again, went back to sleep at the wheel on the way to work for the empire. It will prove to be more than a bump on the road if they don't wake up and do more than smell the Kansas Republican Party's coffee. The travel mug in the cup holder might smell good, but it's full of reactionary urine. The creeps who knee-jerked us into eight dark years of Constitution shredding international war crimes, trillions in deficit treasure and yelped like 'mad dog' for endless war on the 'evil ones,' the gang of that helped ruin the American empire are returning to Home on the Plains to rule it with a Christian Taliban brand. It is, we are told in a hundred ways each day, the fault of the poor, the lazy and the godless un-Christian ones amongst us. Hello, did someone ask for a new radio god in Kansas? Reports are he broadcasts "high above Wall Street" and enjoys listeners who he calls, "sick twisted freaks" each and every morning. He is risen, he is ear candy to the self-loathing Fred Phelps in Kansas, the gun rubbing burr-headed bullies in the timber yellin' at their 'womyn' for sex, and every white knuckled fear-filled yuppie on the Kansas Turnpike screaming in their cars with the windows up, "where's my bailout!" Behold our new White Jesus ... Ressurected Reaction, here we come! Yeeeee .... Haaawww! Kansans have a new white Jesus who has become their spiritual political co-pilot during their drive time commute, a wild darling of billionaire Rupert Murdoch, ordered up as a hyperbolic shot full of pig flu for tens of millions who listen to AM hate talk radio. The multi-millionaire Glenn Beck and his burgeoning media machine is lobotomizing the skin-deep "anti-war" libertarians of our humble villages. New White Jesus was rumored to have been created out of the thin air of Fox News "high above Wall Street," but in reality reports are that he wines and dines with the media king maker Rupert Murdoch on a yacht haunted by the ghosts of Bebe Rebozo, Ronald Reagan and Richard Milhaus Nixon. Unconfirmed reports have it that former Vice President Richard "Darth Dick" Cheney is channeling secret "how to legally torture" Kansas radio listeners, but highly placed anonymous sources have confirmed that a native Kansan in reality is controlling the New White Jesus. That Kansan, a former US senator, former Republican presidential candidate, a man who led the charge on the White House for the drug companies most recently with former Democrat Sen. Tom Daschle to stop universal health care is none other that Bob Dole, stiff on Viagra. |
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