Hillary Clinton Mocks
Putin, Gladly Accepts $500K in Jewels from
Head-Chopping Saudi Dictator
King Abdullah bin Abdulaziz Al Saud is dead.
But he left behind $500K in jewels and
various other gifts for rabid anti-Putin
fanatic Hillary Clinton
Does Putin need to behead someone to curry
her favor? Maybe...
By Riley Waggaman
January 25, 2015 "ICH"
Insider" - Hillary
Clinton is a comedic genius. Just
listen to her "impersonate" Vladimir
Do you hear that husky,
not-at-all-Russian voice? It's like she NSA
wire-tapped into Putin's voice box and then
temporarily share-wared his most inner
When she loses the 2016
elections, she will surely have gainful
employment as a children's entertainer.
She'll need that job, too, after her husband
is through with the legal bills associated
with his most recent flying
sex slave scandal. The
Clintons—America's living treasures.
And while Clinton is an
outspoken, self-righteous Putin hater, she
does love an occasional $500K in jewels from
Saudi Arabia's newly-dead, head-chopping
monster. As The Hill
reported in 2013, Clinton received
white gold jewelry
with teardrop rubies and diamonds
containing a necklace, a bracelet,
earrings, and a ring. Bestowed upon
Clinton by King Abdullah bin Abdulaziz
Al Saud of Saudi Arabia, the jewelry is
valued at half a million dollars.
Diamonds are a Clinton's
best friend! Especially when they come from
a medieval dictator who
executes people for sorcery. Sorcery!
Sorcery isn't even real. That's like
executing someone for being Santa Claus. Can
we all appreciate why this is extremely
disturbing? Of course not. "Free Pussy
Also, free these people
had their heads chopped off by King
Too late. Their heads were
Just remember: Russia is a
RIP King Abdullah.
Hillary Clinton and every
respectable American politician will
continue the war against sorcery. Don't get
too comfortable, Dumbledore!
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